Friday, February 3, 2012

the washing machine

These are the directions on the washing machine. Settings 1,2,3,5, and 6 involve a chicken sitting in a basket. Settings 4 and 7 have something to do with stirring the water with a leaf. Setting 8 is obviously washing your knitting needles and yarn. We have confirmed that the spiral indicates the spin cycle. Any other information anyone has would be greatly appreciated.

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  2. I think you've got the washing machine confused with the Ukranian oven. Just throw some veggies and some chicken in there. There should be a pull out drawer for bullion (where you've been mistakenly putting the laundry detergent).

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    1. Thanks for the tip! The chicken stew turned out great tonight!

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